Купил себе книжечку-собрание шуток от Харри Хилла. Просто интерестно было окунуться в пресловутый английский юмор. много шуток понять как-то не моего ума дело. Читать их следует, естественно, в оригинале:
I broke my leg in two places - Sheffild and Wolverhampton;
I come from the family of long livers. My dad had a liver three feet long;
Did you hear about the blind grandfather who went sky-diving? - he had a great time, but his guide dog was terrified.
You know when people say they've been abducted by aliens - they always describe them as having a big head, big black eyes. I wonder if they've really been abducted by Pandas instead and are just too embarrassed to say/
what did aliens say to the petrol pump? - take your finger out of your nose, when i'm talking to you!
why don't pigs eat bacon? - they can't operate the grill.
He read in a paper, that in India it costs just ten pounds to support a child for year. so, he sent his kids there.
Alan is the only person I know who wears his teath parted in the middle...
и так далее... Англичане, что с них взять?